Do ya undastand the wods camin out'f ma mawt?!

Wednesday One-Liners with a Side of Egg Roll

Asian girl to her white friend: Oh my God, we have to leave before someone else thinks I work here.

--store in Chinatown

Overheard by: shopper


Man, leading a small group of tourists: We are entering Little Korea. This is where you can find... little Koreans.

--M4 bus, 32nd St.


You should make your mama proud! hehehe :p