If only people would...

1. listen to themselves...
2. know that we are aimless wanderers in space...
3. realize that time is irrelevant, and so is age...
4. understand that experiences are just data gathered through sense perception, and stored in memory and compiled by our minds...
5. clap their hands and twirl around, because that is what life is all about...
6. shoo fly don't bother me...
7. sit on the wall, and have a great big fall...
8. nonchalantly enter a dark woody area wearing a red cape and holding a basket.
9. find their own glass slippers.
10. chop the beanstalk down and make chapsuey.
11. not wake sleeping beauty, she is already good as she is...
12. not believe Hansel and Gretel, because we all know that the gingerbread house would have been eaten by the ants and other animals of the forest.
13. make little mermaid pose for FHM or Playboy or Hustler.
14. drink more coffee, smoke, drink beer, eat more, stop exercising and watch TV.
15. realize that the boy who cried wolf became succesful, filthy rich and powerful.
16. realize that Jack and Jill didn't go up the hill to fetch a pale of water, that's why they came tumbling down after....
17. realize that almost every fairytale villain are women who are in control and are powerful.
18. realize that the most gullible people are girls who pretty, cute, submissive, humble and not know of their wonderful singing voice and beauty and have powerful women as their mothers, step mothers and god mothers.
19. realize that men are kings, princes, merchants, woodcutters, butchers, dwarves and almost everyone except maybe princes are fat and ugly.
20. realize that Superman is weaker than Clark Kent.
21. would know what the english word for "tabo"is?... bucket... pale...scoop? wut?
22. would know that abrasador is the same as the hotdog pillow you hug during sleep.
23. all sing in the shower.
24. all give me $1.00 each, I would be a filthy rich.
25. just love one another and take ecstasy or vallium or whatever it is they prefer.